well considering i got my ass handed to me by some fat guys on motorcycles you know i'm feeling great. in my defense i was able to conjure half an army after my brains got beaten out of my skull so i'll take that much as a win but getting better is on the list of priorities before someone decides to try and off someone else.
we need to teach vanya too. she and i can commiserate over our control issues together and make it a real family affair.
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i'm about to lose my fucking mind because i can't sleep and every time i close my eyes fat biker sugar plums dance through my head but other than the metaphorical pillow of people pressed over my entire head i'm great. it's like when your dad dies and everyone in the neighborhood comes to offer condolences and bring a casserole, but the people never leave.
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we need to teach vanya too. she and i can commiserate over our control issues together and make it a real family affair.
[ There's a prolonged delay before this message comes. It's why he texted Five instead of asked him over, allowing him the time to edit himself. ]
i'm about to lose my fucking mind because i can't sleep and every time i close my eyes fat biker sugar plums dance through my head but other than the metaphorical pillow of people pressed over my entire head i'm great. it's like when your dad dies and everyone in the neighborhood comes to offer condolences and bring a casserole, but the people never leave.