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Number Five ([personal profile] solipsistically) wrote2019-12-27 10:45 pm

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[personal profile] imprudency 2020-10-04 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
well considering i got my ass handed to me by some fat guys on motorcycles you know i'm feeling great. in my defense i was able to conjure half an army after my brains got beaten out of my skull so i'll take that much as a win but getting better is on the list of priorities before someone decides to try and off someone else.

we need to teach vanya too. she and i can commiserate over our control issues together and make it a real family affair.


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i'm about to lose my fucking mind because i can't sleep and every time i close my eyes fat biker sugar plums dance through my head but other than the metaphorical pillow of people pressed over my entire head i'm great. it's like when your dad dies and everyone in the neighborhood comes to offer condolences and bring a casserole, but the people never leave.
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[personal profile] imprudency 2020-10-05 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
teaching vanya will be a boatload of fun now that she knows she's got powers like the rest of us.

but no need i don't think she'd listen anyway. i'm sure somewhere deep down all the company's really good for me anyway but you'd think i was an eighty year old man on his pansy covered death bed the way things are going.

you COULD be a real gem and jump me out of this place for an hour just to smoke. won't tell a soul what you did. pinky promise. :)
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[personal profile] imprudency 2020-10-06 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
god no i don't want to end up in the elizabethan era just because i decided to take a smoke with my older little brother for funsies. but if you could sneak me out of my room for a smoke i'll buy out the liquor store next time i'm allowed to leave the apartment

maybe i just want to spend some time with you. or if you want to smoke i've got a brand new pack.
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[personal profile] imprudency 2020-10-06 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
scout's honor. you're a saint. wait a minute or two i will show my appreciation by actually wearing pants for our little adventure.
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[personal profile] imprudency 2020-10-06 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
pants must be worn at all times on the ride. aye aye captain. see you soon.