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[solipsistically]

You've reached Number Five. Leave a message or don't. I don't care.

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[imprudency]

you did help me escape the wrath of our sister so i could smoke
that deserves some applause at the very least
but i stopped in the liquor store for a few little thank you gifts
do you think cindy likes bourbon or is she more of a vodka gal?
i got options but i didn't want to interrupt tony

[ He 100% stopped in for Five's regular alcohol, but listen, he's a man on a mission. ]

[solipsistically]

Why are you buying liquor for Cindy? And Burbon, obviously.

[imprudency]

oh obviously?
drink with her often then?
well i did steal her roommate from her for the better part of a week
but i also tend to get a little noisy when i visit over there so it's a peace offering ;)

[solipsistically]

Yes, obviously. I drink with her sometimes, but even if I never did, whiskey is always better than vodka. Vodka has no flavor, you might as well drink rubbing alcohol. All vodka is good for is mixing.

Oh, for Christ's sake, Klaus. Next time, lie. I don't need to know all that.

[imprudency]

get your mind out of the gutter you randy old man i just keep the tv on too loud
though you've definitely given me some ideas now

also don' worry i haven't shared all your deep dark secrets yet
but bourbon does loosen the lips
;)

[ Fact of the matter is: he's hardly talked about Five at all, but what Five won't know won't hurt him. ]

[solipsistically]

I think you know what you implied there, don't act like my reaction came out of left field, you shit.

I don't know what you're talking about, Number Four.

[ Except that he's giving himself away a little by calling his brother by his number rather than his name. ]

[imprudency]

do you really expect me to believe that Number Five?
i'm over there enough you know
i could put in a good word or five
(see what i did there Five)

[solipsistically]

Whether you believe it or don't doesn't really matter. I don't know what you're talking about.

Yes, I see. That won't be necessary. In fact, I'd really prefer if you wouldn't, thank you very much.

[imprudency]

do i apologize now or later if it's too late?

[ See Five's chain, see Klaus yank it. ]

[solipsistically]

Probably now and definitely to her.

[ Not that he believes fully that Klaus really has...but his eyes narrow and he feels his jaw clenching a little with the concern that his brother might actually mean it. Still...just in case... ]

Not that I believe that you did that, knowing that I could throttle you before you even knew I was there, of course. You're not THAT stupid, Klaus, surely.

thanks gmail wtf

[imprudency]

oh cindy and i are good i don't owe her an apology for anything
im bringing her booze why should i apologize

besides you won't kill your favorite brother
i know i'm your favorite because let's face it diego is too stupid and luther is well
luther

and ben doesn't count that's cheating because he's better than all of us the little shit

[solipsistically]

I would argue that Ben being alive again means he absolutely counts. For the record.

[imprudency]

for the record your deflection tactics really need some work
but we can call it even this time ;)