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[solipsistically]

You've reached Number Five. Leave a message or don't. I don't care.

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[imprudency]

left you a little present
some adoring old lady at work gave it to me and i thought i would share the joy since i'm currently making an attempt to be a 'better version of myself' or whatever bullshit those chicken soup books try and sell you on

it's wine
fancy red
there's chocolates too but i figured you could wake your cold dead soul and give those to prim on my behalf
ta~

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[solipsistically]

Keep it up and you might end up my favorite brother yet, Number Four.

I'll make sure Prim gets the chocolates, don't worry. Thanks for this. Looks like a vintage, tell your adoring old lady she has great taste.

[imprudency]

oh hard pass i think grandma wants to get freaky
which all the power to her she even has her original hips
but ill make sure to pass her your number xoxo

[solipsistically]

And there it goes, just like that. Jesus Christ, Klaus. Didn't anyone ever teach you to quit while you're ahead? I'm taking a bite out of one of those chocolates and telling Prim you did it.

[imprudency]

love you too little brother :)